How many legs?

by Guest 2/24/2009 8:56:00 AM

 There is a bus with 7 girls .

Each girl has 7 bags.

In each bag, there are 7 big cats

Each big cat has 7 little cats.

Each cat has 4 legs .

Question: How many legs are present in bus? 

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Alibaba & 30 thieves!

by Guest 2/17/2009 10:00:00 AM

At first, it was

Alibaba & 40 Thieves  

now


it is Alibaba & 30 Thieves


WHY?


Poocho Kyon ?

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Recession Boss!!!
Alibaba had removed
 10 thieves from his group.
Cost Cutting...

 


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Obama After Using Fair & Lovely

by Guest 2/15/2009 9:47:00 PM

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Evacuation

by Guest 2/12/2009 8:00:00 PM
XYZ Office -> 
  
A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees are in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & every employee gathered outside office. 10 mins passed..................................5 more mins passed. 
  
Security Officer started Announcement: "Dear Employees - With melting heart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be a last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% employees. While moving in who-so-ever ID card won't work are laid off & all their belongings will be  couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this approach as we don't want to fill email box size with layoff email in thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office. Hope you have nice career ahead. Please move in & try your luck".  

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Current Situation In IT industries

by Guest 2/11/2009 10:39:00 PM
Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ.. had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. 


Ruling Party XYZ Said.. - "Someone may steal from it at night." 

So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Ruling Party XYZ  Said..

- "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" 

So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.., 

- "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?" 

So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.. , 

- "How are these people going to get paid?" 

So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.., 

- "Who will be accountable for all of these people?" 

So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.., 

- "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost." 
 
 So they lay off the night watchman. 

Moral of the story: 


"Current Situation In IT industries"

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How to get Address Proof in India?

by Guest 2/8/2009 12:26:00 PM

Many working people often shift their houses. For them, it is difficult to produce an address proof issued by Govt with latest address. 
Our India post (post office) has come up with a solution. 
Now you can get an Address proof along with your photo from India post. 
  
Since the ID proof is issued by India post which is a central government organization, it is similar to Govt ID cards like Driving license, Voters ID etc. 
  
It can be used for opening bank accounts, for getting telephone/internet connections etc. 
The total cost for getting this ID card is Rs.250/ (Rs.10 for application and Rs.240/- processing fee). 
Inform everybody. This is very useful 
For more details enquire in the nearest post office.  

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