This is  a story about a famous research scientist who had made several very important medical breakthroughs. He was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who asked him why he thought he was able to be so much more creative than the average person. What set him so far apart from others?

 

He responded that, in his opinion, it all came from an experience with his mother that occurred when he was about two years old. He had been trying to remove a bottle of milk from the refrigerator when he lost his grip on the slippery bottle and it fell, spilling its contents all over the kitchen floor—a veritable sea of milk!

 

When his mother came into the kitchen, instead of yelling at him, giving him a lecture, or punishing him, she said, "Robert, what a great and wonderful mess you have made! I have rarely seen such a huge puddle of milk. Well, the damage has already been done. Would you like to get down and play in the milk for a few minutes before we clean it up?"

 

Indeed, he did. After a few minutes, his mother said, "You know, Robert, whenever you make a mess like this, eventually you have to clean it up and restore everything to its proper order. So, how would you like to do that? We could use a sponge, a towel, or a mop. Which do you prefer?" He chose the sponge and together they cleaned up the spilled milk.

 

His mother then said, "You know, what we have here is a failed experiment in how to effectively carry a big milk bottle with two tiny hands. Let's go out in the back yard and fill the bottle with water and see if you can discover a way to carry it without dropping it." The little boy learned that if he grasped the bottle at the top near the lip with both hands, he could carry it without dropping it. What a wonderful lesson!

 

This renowned scientist then remarked that it was at that moment that he knew he didn't need to be afraid to make mistakes. Instead, he learned that mistakes were just opportunities for learning something new, which is, after all, what scientific experiments are all about. Even if the experiment "doesn't work," we usually learn something valuable from it.

 

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below.

 

Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee)

 

Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)

Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.

 

Age : 18-26 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them)

Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.

 

-> 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)

-> bike rides each duration 1 hour

-> trips to National Highways

-> 5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Isckon Temple

-> Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days

-> Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-

-> 2 movies (Family movies only) per month (on weekends)

-> Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On your own expense)

 

A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper.

 

Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining the probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)

 

1. Only females.

2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.

3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.

 

For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral. Program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.

 

Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.

 

Search.......  never ends!!

 

Interested candidates can send their resume with

 

Name/fresher- exp/age.

Photo must be in attachment. To the email address via mail

Note: Applications without photo will be rejected