One Line Humor

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SOME REAL GOOD LINERS……………………..CERTIFED FOR GENERAL VIEWING…..PARENTAL GUIDANCE NOT REQUIRED………!!!!!!!!!
 
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> [1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while  driving.
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> [2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
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> [3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
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> [4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they  wanted cash.
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> [5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've  purchased new school uniforms.
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> [6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
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> [7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
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> [8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
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> [9] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
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> [10] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get  tired.
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> [11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take  it anyway.
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> [12] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees  with me.
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> [13] Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
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> [14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
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> [15] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
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> [16] You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing  them.
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> [17] It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
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> [18] Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address  books.
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> [19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
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> [20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something
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> [21] They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!
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> [22] Man: Is there any way for long life?
>  : Get married.
> Man: Will it help?
> Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
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> [23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
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> [24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
> Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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> [25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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> [26]There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
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> [27]There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!
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> "When opportunity knocks your door, please do not complain on noise" 

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Do we really deserve a Men's Day?

by Guest 3/11/2010 1:33:00 PM
The build up to Women’s Day this year has been quite baffling for me. Lots of emails floating in the office emphasizing on the importance and existence of a Woman and also about the mega celebrations on the Women’s Day, including activities like ethnic fashion show and tempting and free sumptuous snacks to name a few but all with a disclaimer of ‘ For Women Only’, as if it has been deliberately planned to outcast people like me who are more than interested in both the fashion show and free sumptuous snacks. If this wasn’t enough the moment I entered my office this morning, I was in a fix that whether I have entered a wrong place or what, because I was totally misled by the soothing smell of 100’s of exotic perfumes and deodorants, forcing me to believe that I have mistakenly entered the banquet hall of Hotel Taj Krishna but for the same boorish expression on the building's security guard's face which made me realize that I am very much in the same place, I visit daily. Moments later I was again confused to find myself in a Ladies Sangeet gathering, but for their ID cards, the women all around were all heavily clad in none less than bridal saarees, overtly laden with truck loads of glittering jewelery and with atleast 3 extra layers of make up than usual, painted on their slightly familiar faces. Somehow I garnered little strength and tried to strategically place myself besides two other guys waiting for the elevator, who were also looking equally shocked,oppressed and frightened by the in flavor attitude of Women's Day. Now to add to our fury the elevator door opened and we found three equally over dressed prospective brides on the other side of the door, one of them was reading the Women's Day special edition of The Times of India and the other two were vociferously discussing the odds of passing of Women Reservation Bill in the parliament. I was anxiously waiting along with the two other pity souls on the edge of the elevator door for our destined floors to come, we were in such a state of petrification that can only be matched by 1st year engineering students in front of their most dreaded seniors, anticipating the cruelest form of ragging. But after probably one of the longest wait of my life the elevator doors opened on my floor and I almost ran to reach to my cubicle seat only to drink one full bottle of chilled water and kept wondering can't this day be an optional holiday for all the non women employees?

All the while I was thinking what bad or what cruel all the men on this planet have done that they don't have a day called 'International Men's Day' celebrating the cause of masculinity or manhood. The maximum the men get is a day called ' Father's Day' but to qualify for that one has to be a father at least. So no luck for young and mis opportune people like me here too. So what could be the reason of no such concept like 'Men's Day' in practice, as against the annually celebrated 'Women's Day'? One reason could be, we the men don't have the stamina and capacity to continuously chat on endlessly and hence we don't qualify for such felicitations. Another reason can be we the men don't have those extra terrestrial wooing powers which the likes of Urmilas and Shakuntalas had which made the likes of staunchest saints and yogis drooling for these ladies, leaving behind all there ethics and beliefs. Another probabilistic reason can be we hardly stand anywhere when it comes to the qualities of beauty and good looks. So with all these follies how can we even dream of a special day dedicated to our fraternity. So there is no point cribbing and getting jealous on the mega celebrations on Women's Day. In this hazy scenario the best we can do is to wish and pray to the almighty god that ' Agle janam mujhe beti hi keejo'.

But on a full on serious note I salute the intensity with which the women all around the world celebrate the concept of Women's Day. I really feel that all the women, be it our mothers, be it our sisters, be it our wives, be it our daughters or be it our house maids, all of them deserve a standing ovation for all the sacrifice, love and care they have given for the well being of the entire mankind. We the men of this planet can not repay this debt by any means, the least we can do is we can minimize this deficit by not harassing these beautiful women by the means of eve teasing, domestic violence or cruel things like dowry demands. The love, the care and the concern which we receive from all these wonderful angels is way beyond our imagination and rather priceless in comparison to any monetary or materialistic substitute we yearn for. We should always give due credence and respect to all the pain a woman bears for us right from the most excruciating pain of all pains, i.e the Labor Pain to the other unbearable mental pains we experience in our lives, just to give us a happy existence all through our lives. Also if there is some love, harmony and peace in today's world its just because of these beautiful princess, otherwise we men are far too carnivorous and blood thirsty to survive the myths and demons of anger, lust, power and pride.

So let us all take a pledge to treat all the women in our lives with utmost love and care and rather place them one pedestal above all the men, keeping aside our inflated male chauvinist egos and join all these beautiful ladies in the celebration of this day not just as a Women's Day but more so as a remembrance for all the sacrifices and act of love and kindness they have continuously bestowed on us. And thanks to all those beautiful women in our lives whose unconditional love and care for us is much deeper than those six layers of multi cosmetic makeups:)

Happy Women's Day!

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Survey Conducted by UN

by Guest 3/11/2010 1:18:00 PM
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the shortage of food in rest of the world".
The survey was a huge failure..... ... Do you know WHY?
** In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant.
 
* In India they didn't know what 'honest' meant.
* In Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant.
* In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant.
* In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant.
* In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant.
* And in the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant.

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Wait For A Brick

by Guest 3/11/2010 1:14:00 PM

A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar. He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he thought he saw something. As his car passed, no children appeared. Instead, a brick smashed into the Jag's side door! He slammed on the brakes and drove the Jag back to the spot where the brick had been thrown. The angry driver then jumped out of the car, grabbed the nearest kid and pushed him up against a parked car, shouting, "What was that all about and who are you?
Just what the heck are you doing?
That's a new car and that brick you threw is going to cost a lot of money.
Why did you do it?"
The young boy was apologetic. "Please mister ... please, I'm sorry... I didn't know what else to do," he pleaded.
"I threw the brick because no one else would stop..."
With tears dripping down his face and off his chin, the youth pointed to a spot just around a parked car.
"It's my brother," he said.
"He rolled off the curb and fell out of his wheelchair and I can't lift him up."

Now sobbing, the boy asked the stunned executive, "Would you please help me get him back into his wheelchair? He's hurt and he's too heavy for me."
Moved beyond words, the driver tried to swallow the rapidly swelling lump in his throat. He hurriedly lifted the handicapped boy back into the wheelchair, then took out his fancy handkerchief and dabbed at the fresh scrapes and cuts. A quick look told him everything was going to be okay.

"Thank you and may God bless you," the grateful child told the stranger.
Too shook up for words, the man simply watched the little boy push his wheelchair-bound brother down the sidewalk toward their home. It was a long, slow walk back to the Jaguar. The damage was very noticeable, but the driver never bothered to repair the dented side door. He kept the dent there to remind him of this message: Don't go through life so fast that someone has to throw a brick at you to get your attention!

God whispers in our souls and speaks to our hearts. Sometimes when we don't have time to listen, He has to throw a brick at us.

It's our choice: Listen to the whisper ... or wait for the brick!

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Downturn effect: More loyal employees!

by Guest 3/10/2010 4:25:00 PM
 

More than a third of employees surveyed have become more loyal to their companies after the economic downturn as the difficult conditions helped in strengthening bonds between workers and bosses, global workforce solutions provider Kelly Services said.

According to the global survey, conducted between early October 2009 and end of January 2010, 36 per cent respondents in India  said the economic downturn has made them more loyal, while five per cent said it has made them less loyal.

At the same time, 58 per cent said the downturn has made no difference. Those workers who are more loyal to their employers attribute the shift to positive management, positive morale, and pay levels that have improved or remained steady, the survey stated.

However, those who are less loyal believe it is due to falling pay, poor management and low company morale. "Employers who have communicated openly with their staff about difficult economic conditions and tried their best to look after staff, have been able to build strong levels of trust in their firms.

This heightened loyalty is likely to become a real advantage, with a more committed and focussed workforce, as the economy recovers," Kelly Services Managing Director India Kamal Karanth said. Other key findings of the survey revealed that close to 60 per cent of respondents feel "totally committed to their current employer".

When asked to name the one thing that would make an employee more committed to their job, 52 per cent cited 'more interesting or challenging work', followed by 'more meaningful responsibility' (21 per cent), the Kelly Services survey said. In assessing a firm's reputation, employees place most weight on the quality of its leadership, products and services and employees.

Least important are features such as global presence, financial performance and initiatives aimed at fostering corporate social responsibility, it said. "When we look at the things that motivate people in the workplace, it's clear that opportunities for personal growth and development are critical, as is the chance to perform stimulating and challenging work," Karanth said.

"Pay is certainly a motivator but it's not as big as some imagine, which means that employers have to examine a broader range of employee conditions and business features if they want to have the workforce performing at its best," he added.

The findings are part of the Kelly Global Workforce Index, which obtained the views of about 134,000 people, including over 4,000 in India.

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Oscars 2010: Winners at a glance!

by Guest 3/8/2010 12:46:00 PM
 

The 82nd Annual Academy Awards have been announced. There were quite a few surprises and many more expected nods. Here's a quick glance at the winners, listed in bold:

Best Picture

 Avatar
James Cameron [ Images ] and Jon Landau

The Blind Side
Gil Netter, Andrew A. Kosove and Broderick Johnson

District 9
Peter Jackson and Carolynne Cunningham

An Education
Finola Dwyer and Amanda Posey

The Hurt Locker [ Images ]
Kathryn Bigelow [ Images ], Mark Boal, Nicolas Chartier and Greg Shapiro

Inglourious Basterds [ Images ]
Lawrence Bender

Precious: Based on the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire
Lee Daniels [ Images ], Sarah Siegel-Magness and Gary Magness

A Serious Man
Joel Coen and Ethan Coen

Up
Jonas Rivera

Up in the Air
Daniel Dubiecki, Ivan Reitman and Jason Reitman [ Images ]

Actor in a Leading Role

Jeff Bridges [ Images ]
Crazy Heart

George Clooney [ Images ]
Up in the Air

Colin Firth [ Images ]
A Single Man

Morgan Freeman [ Images ]
Invictus [ Images ]

Jeremy Renner [ Images ]
The Hurt Locker

Actress in a Leading Role

Sandra Bullock [ Images ]
The Blind Side

Helen Mirren [ Images ]
The Last Station

Carey Mulligan [ Images ]
An Education

Gabourey Sidibe [ Images ]
Precious: Based on the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire

Meryl Streep [ Images ]
Julie & Julia

Best Direction

Avatar
James Cameron

The Hurt Locker
Kathryn Bigelow

Inglourious Basterds
Quentin Tarantino [ Images ]

Precious: Based on the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire
Lee Daniels

Up in the Air
Jason Reitman

Actor in a Supporting Role

Matt Damon [ Images ]
Invictus

Woody Harrelson [ Images ]
The Messenger

Christopher Plummer [ Images ]
The Last Station

Stanley Tucci [ Images ]
The Lovely Bones

Christoph Waltz [ Images ]
Inglourious Basterds

Actress in a Supporting Role

Penélope Cruz
Nine

Vera Farmiga [ Images ]
Up in the Air

Maggie Gyllenhaal [ Images ]
Crazy Heart

Anna Kendrick [ Images ]
Up in the Air

Mo'Nique
Precious: Based on the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire

Animated Feature Film

Coraline [ Images ]
Henry Selick

Fantastic Mr. Fox
Wes Anderson

The Princess and the Frog
John Musker and Ron Clements

The Secret of Kells
Tomm Moore

Up
Pete Docter

Art Direction

Avatar
Rick Carter and Robert Stromberg (Art Direction); Kim Sinclair (Set Decoration)

The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
Dave Warren and Anastasia Masaro (Art Direction); Caroline Smith (Set Decoration)

Nine
John Myhre (Art Direction); Gordon Sim (Set Decoration)

Sherlock Holmes
Sarah Greenwood (Art Direction); Katie Spencer (Set Decoration)

The Young Victoria
Patrice Vermette (Art Direction); Maggie Gray (Set Decoration)

Cinematography

Avatar
Mauro Fiore

Harry Potter [ Images ] and the Half-Blood Prince
Bruno Delbonnel

The Hurt Locker
Barry Ackroyd

Inglourious Basterds
Robert Richardson

The White Ribbon (Das Weisse Band)
Christian Berger

Costume Design

Bright Star
Janet Patterson

Coco Before Chanel
Catherine Leterrier

The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
Monique Prudhomme

Nine
Colleen Atwood

The Young Victoria
Sandy Powell

Documentary Feature

Burma VJ
Anders Østergaard and Lise Lense-Møller

The Cove
Louie Psihoyos and Fisher Stevens

Food, Inc.
Robert Kenner and Elise Pearlstein

The Most Dangerous Man in America: Daniel Ellsberg and the Pentagon [ Images ] Papers
Judith Ehrlich and Rick Goldsmith

Which Way Home
Rebecca Cammisa

Documentary Short

China's Unnatural Disaster: The Tears of Sichuan Province
Jon Alpert and Matthew O'Neill

The Last Campaign of Governor Booth Gardner
Daniel Junge and Henry Ansbacher

The Last Truck: Closing of a GM Plant
Steven Bognar and Julia Reichert

Music by Prudence
Roger Ross Williams and Elinor Burkett

Rabbit à la Berlin
Bartek Konopka and Anna Wydra

Film Editing

Avatar
Stephen Rivkin, John Refoua and James Cameron

District 9
Julian Clarke

The Hurt Locker
Bob Murawski and Chris Innis

Inglourious Basterds
Sally Menke

Precious: Based on the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire
Joe Klotz

Foreign Language Film

Ajami (Israel)
Directed by Scandar Copti and Yaron Shani

The Milk of Sorrow (La Teta Asustada) (Peru)
Directed by Claudia Llosa

A Prophet (Un Prophète) (France [ Images ])
Directed by Jacques Audiard

The Secret in Their Eyes (El Secreto de Sus Ojos) (Argentina)
Directed by Juan José Campanella

The White Ribbon (Das Weisse Band) (Germany [ Images ])
Directed by Michael Haneke

Makeup

Il Divo
Aldo Signoretti and Vittorio Sodano

Star Trek
Barney Burman, Mindy Hall and Joel Harlow

The Young Victoria
Jon Henry Gordon and Jenny Shircore

Music (Original Score)

Avatar
James Horner [ Images ]

Fantastic Mr. Fox
Alexandre Desplat [ Images ]

The Hurt Locker
Marco Beltrami [ Images ] and Buck Sanders

Sherlock Holmes
Hans Zimmer [ Images

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Up
Michael Giacchino [ Images ]

Music (Original Song)

The Princess and the Frog
Almost There
Music and Lyric by Randy Newman

The Princess and the Frog
Down in New Orleans
Music and Lyric by Randy Newman

Paris 36
Loin de Paname
Music by Reinhardt Wagner
Lyric by Frank Thomas

Nine
Take It All
Music and Lyric by Maury Yeston

Crazy Heart
The Weary Kind (Theme from Crazy Heart)
Music and Lyric by Ryan Bingham and T Bone Burnett

Short Film (Animated)

French Roast
Fabrice O. Joubert

Granny O'Grimm's Sleeping Beauty
Nicky Phelan and Darragh O'Connell

The Lady and the Reaper (La Dama y la Muerte)
Javier Recio Gracia

Logorama
Nicolas Schmerkin

A Matter of Loaf and Death
Nick Park

Short Film (Live Action)

The Door
Juanita Wilson and James Flynn

Instead of Abracadabra
Patrik Eklund and Mathias Fjellström

Kavi
Gregg Helvey

Miracle Fish
Luke Doolan and Drew Bailey

The New Tenants
Joachim Back and Tivi Magnusson

Sound Editing

Avatar
Christopher Boyes and Gwendolyn Yates Whittle

The Hurt Locker
Paul N.J. Ottosson

Inglourious Basterds
Wylie Stateman

Star Trek
Mark Stoeckinger and Alan Rankin

Up
Michael Silvers and Tom Myers

Sound Mixing

Avatar
Christopher Boyes, Gary Summers, Andy Nelson and Tony Johnson

The Hurt Locker
Paul N.J. Ottosson and Ray Beckett

Inglourious Basterds
Michael Minkler, Tony Lamberti and Mark Ulano

Star Trek
Anna Behlmer, Andy Nelson and Peter J. Devlin

Transformers [ Images ]: Revenge of the Fallen
Greg P. Russell, Gary Summers and Geoffrey Patterson

Visual Effects

Avatar
Joe Letteri, Stephen Rosenbaum, Richard Baneham and Andrew R. Jones

District 9
Dan Kaufman, Peter Muyzers, Robert Habros and Matt Aitken

Star Trek
Roger Guyett, Russell Earl, Paul Kavanagh and Burt Dalton

Writing (Adapted Screenplay)

District 9
Written by Neill Blomkamp [ Images ] and Terri Tatchell [ Images ]

An Education
Screenplay by Nick Hornby

In the Loop
Screenplay by Jesse Armstrong, Simon Blackwell, Armando Iannucci, Tony Roche

Precious: Based on the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire
Screenplay by Geoffrey Fletcher

Up in the Air
Screenplay by Jason Reitman and Sheldon Turner

Writing (Original Screenplay)

The Hurt Locker
Written by Mark Boal

Inglourious Basterds
Written by Quentin Tarantino

The Messenger
Written by Alessandro Camon & Oren Moverman

A Serious Man
Written by Joel Coen & Ethan Coen

Up
Screenplay by Bob Peterson, Pete Docter. Story by Pete Docter, Bob Peterson, Tom McCarthy

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2010 World University Ranking, Top 200 Colleges and Universities in the world

by Guest 3/7/2010 6:09:48 PM
Top 200 Universities and Colleges in the world by the 4icu.org University Web Ranking
1  Massachusetts Institute of Technology
United States
2  Stanford University
United States
3  Harvard University
United States
4  Universidad Nacional Autónoma de México
Mexico
5  University of California, Berkeley
United States
6  Peking University
China
7  University of Pennsylvania
United States
8  Cornell University
United States
9  Shanghai Jiao Tong University
China
10  Yale University
United States
11  Tsinghua University
China
12  University of Cambridge
United Kingdom
13  Duke University
United States
14  Fudan University
China
15  University of Oxford
United Kingdom
16  Xi'an Jiaotong University
China
17  Indiana University
United States
18  Keio University
Japan
19  National University of Singapore
Singapore
20  Eidgenössische Technische Hochschule Zürich
Switzerland
21  California Institute of Technology
United States
22  Lomonosov Moscow State University
Russia
23  Nanjing University
China
24  Universidad Complutense de Madrid
Spain
25  Universidade Federal do Rio de Janeiro
Brazil
26  Indian Institute of Technology Bombay
India
27  Universidade Federal de Minas Gerais
Brazil
28  Universidad de Granada
Spain
29  Indian Institute of Technology Kanpur
India
30  Institut Teknologi Bandung
Indonesia
31  Zhejiang University
China
32  Tampereen Teknillinen Yliopisto
Finland
33  Istanbul Teknik Üniversitesi
Turkey
34  Universidad de Concepción
Chile
35  Bogaziçi Üniversitesi
Turkey
36  Imperial College London
United Kingdom
37  Universität Zürich
Switzerland
38  Eötvös Loránd Tudományegyetem
Hungary
39  Universidade de Coimbra
Portugal
40  Bilkent Üniversitesi
Turkey
41  Université Catholique de Louvain
Belgium
42  University of California System
United States
43  Universidad de Santiago de Chile
Chile
44  University of Michigan
United States
45  The University of Texas at Austin
United States
46  Penn State University
United States
47  University of Washington
United States
48  Columbia University in the City of New York
United States
49  University of Wisconsin-Madison
United States
50  University of Minnesota
United States
51  University of California, Los Angeles
United States
52  University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign
United States
53  Purdue University
United States
54  New York University
United States
55  University of Virginia
United States
56  University of Florida
United States
57  Universidade de São Paulo
Brazil
58  University of Toronto
Canada
59  Carnegie Mellon University
United States
60  University of Southern California
United States
61  The Ohio State University
United States
62  University of Arizona
United States
63  University of California, San Diego
United States
64  Rutgers, The State University of New Jersey
United States
65  Princeton University
United States
66  University of Maryland
United States
67  Texas A&M University
United States
68  Michigan State University
United States
69  Kungliga Tekniska högskolan
Sweden
70  University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill
United States
71  University of California, Irvine
United States
72  University of California, Davis
United States
73  North Carolina State University
United States
74  The University of British Columbia
Canada
75  National Taiwan University
Taiwan
76  Arizona State University
United States
77  Universidad de La Rioja
Spain
78  University of Chicago
United States
79  Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University
United States
80  Northwestern University
United States
81  Boston University
United States
82  University of Georgia
United States
83  Johns Hopkins University
United States
84  The University of Hong Kong
Hong Kong
85  Freie Universität Berlin
Germany
86  University of Colorado at Boulder
United States
87  University of Iowa
United States
88  Universität Leipzig
Germany
89  Pontificia Universidad Católica del Perú
Peru
90  Washington State University
United States
91  The University of Tokyo
Japan
92  Georgia Institute of Technology
United States
93  Universidad de Sevilla
Spain
94  University of Waterloo
Canada
95  McGill University
Canada
96  Colorado State University
United States
97  Anadolu Üniversitesi
Turkey
98  Universität Wien
Austria
99  Università degli Studi di Roma "La Sapienza"
Italy
100  Universidade Estadual de Campinas
Brazil
101  University of California, Santa Barbara
United States

102  University of Pittsburgh

United States
103  Chulalongkorn University
Thailand
104  Simon Fraser University
Canada
105  Iowa State University of Science and Technology
United States
106  Universitat de València
Spain
107  The University of Edinburgh
United Kingdom
108  York University
Canada
109  Technische Universität Wien
Austria
110  Universität Hamburg
Germany
111  University of California, Riverside
United States
112  Universidad de Buenos Aires
Argentina
113  Kasetsart University
Thailand
114  Humboldt-Universität zu Berlin
Germany
115  Università degli Studi di Bologna
Italy
116  University College London
United Kingdom
117  The University of New South Wales
Australia
118  Oregon State University
United States
119  The University of Manchester
United Kingdom
120  University of Nebraska - Lincoln
United States
121  University of Alberta
Canada
122  The University of Melbourne
Australia
123  Rice University
United States
124  The Chinese University of Hong Kong
Hong Kong
125  Ludwig-Maximilians-Universität München
Germany
126  Universidad de Guadalajara
Mexico
127  Université Laval
Canada
128  University of Science and Technology of China
China
129  Universidade do Porto
Portugal
130  University of Delhi
India
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Video: BMW S 1000 RR pulls off the old tablecloth trick

by Guest 3/7/2010 5:34:48 PM

Ah yes, the good ol' pull-the-tablecloth-off-the-table-without-sending-dishes-flying routine. The oldest trick in the book? Possibly, but BMW has taken it upon themselves to update the classic demonstration in a major way. How 'bout upping the ante with 24 complete place settings around a giant rectangular table? Yeah, that'd do it.

Just how is BMW planning to remove said tablecloth? Using a new S 1000 RR superbike, that's how. Will it work? Well, it's really a question of physics, right? Take 193 horsepower and a 0 to 60 time that's just shy of 2.9 seconds. Add in one rider with a quick set of wrists and shake well. Garnish with celebratory wheelie.

We highly recommend that you see it all go down on video. It's very much worth your time. Here is the video More...

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Supporting document for Appraisals

by Guest 2/26/2010 12:51:00 PM
Attach this document for appraisals….:)
Supporting document for FY09-10 Appraisals
       
  Nov '08 Nov' 09 Did you get the following increment during last year???
  PRICES In INR  
Sugar 16.00 42.00 163.00%
Red Gram 38.00 95.00 150.00%
Potato 10.00 25.00 150.00%
Onion 12.00 25.00 108.00%
Wheat 11.00 14.00 27.00%
Milk 22.00 50.00 127.00%
Eggs 30.00 50.00 67.00%
Bengal Gram 30.00 40.00 33.00%
Turmeric 80.00 180.00 125.00%
Red Lentils 58.00 70.00 21.00%
Green Chillies 90.00 140.00 56.00%
Green Veg 5.00 15.00 200.00%

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After Sachin's Double century - Appraisal if given by Manager

by Guest 2/26/2010 11:02:00 AM
After Sachin's Double century - Appraisal (if given by Manager)

 
200 Runs/ 147Balls/ 25X4 / 3X6
  Agree you have done GREAT BUT BUT BUT BUT  25 x 4s = 1003 x 6s   =  18 IT implies that you have done 118 Runs in 28 Balls. And 12 x 2s = 24       58 x 1s = 58 IT means you have done all 200 Runs in only 98 balls  So you have wasted 147-98 = 49 balls  Considering only 1 run scored on each of these balls you could have earned 49 valuable RUNS FOR OUR TEAM MANAGER’S COMMENT: So you only met the expectations and NOT EXCEEDING (though anyone of our team could not do it) and your Grade is C  and you will get only 3 rating                                        Trainings for him: Learn from how to STEAL singles  in every ball.  

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